Sound's like I had the total opposite day to you then!
Ok some of this stuff you will laugh at, some of this stuff will make you sad, some of this stuff will make you very mad!
Where to start?
Ok went home yesterday decided to give the house a deep clean, have a bit of a do in May so was thinking I need to repaint, so said I'll start cleaning out old presses and bit's and bob's we never use! Decided to mop the floor's, filled the mop bucket full of water, as I turn around to grab a cloth I knock over the mop bucket, floor is now a river I'm only wearing socks!
So I grab the mop to dry it up, I'm getting no where like, so in my temper of squeezing out the mop I snap it in two, and it stab's me in the tummy
I take a deep breath and grab a large bath towel and dry up the rest of the water! So next up I decide I'll hover the stair's, and as I'm extreamly pissed off at this stage I'm pullling and hopping the hover off each step, then I notice there is no suction and I'm getting no where? I turn around to look at the hoover, only to see in my temper I've managed to tare the hose open and it is now unravelling with each step I take!
I give up now and decide it wasn't ment to be, Monday night watch a few soap's make your dinner relax! I go into the sitting room and my daughter and her friend is dancing to high school musical, they both decide to jump on the couch at the same time!!! BANG!!! I look up they've both gone through the couch and broken it in two! At this stage deep breath's are no longer working I walk out into the garden and I'm pacing up and down wondering where the closest bridge is? And I look out onto the ave to see some WANKER has crashed into one of my car's!!!!
Scraped the whole side of it, paint and everything gone compound wouldn't work ere! I ring my boyfriend to tell him about my crap day, and when I told him about the hoover he innocently said sure there is a brush there love, BIG BIG HUGE mistake I popped!!!
He wasn't so happy when he heard what had happened to his car either!
I've a fair idea which neighbour done it, but sure what can I do?
When you're good, you're good....... but when you're great you're ME