Kace wrote:They would then send it off to a guy and he would do what you have done and charge you about €140.
A long, long time ago, the kings steam ship broken down and the ships mechanic was unable to get the steam engine running again.
The king called upon all the mechanics and repair men in the land, offering a handsome reward for the man who could fix it. They brought fancy gadgets from afar to do the job. They all tried, but they all failed. The king had almost given up and, until one day, a kettle maker stepped aboard the kings ship with nothing more than a hammer, a pencil and a scrap of paper. The little old man walked up and down the ship, tapping all the pipes inside and outside the engine room. The king and crew watched curiously until the little old man tapped one pipe and then tapped it again. The engine roared to life and the King was delighted that his pride and joy was alive once more. The King enthusiastically asked for the bill. The little old man used his pencil to write a number on the scrap of paper. He wrote 10,000 Gold Pieces and handed it to the King. The King was furious, demanding to know why the charge was so very high. The little old man said "1 Gold piece for the tapping & 9,999 Gold pieces for knowing where to tap".
:) People sometimes ask me why I charge them so much to get them to give up smoking. I say "If you did it yourself, you wouldn't have to pay me".