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Oh dear...

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Showbi ... ing_To_TMZ

I hope not - does that mean my tickets for the O2 arena won't be honoured next month ?

Only blackguarding - that would be tragic if he has passed. The guy has always looked to be in pretty good shape.

Yeah its on cnn now but its not confirmed yet its just the la times said he is dead

Press conference at the hospital now, so will know now in a few min

Coroner confirms hes dead alright

I blame it on the boogie...........

RIP Michael

And the Jokes have arrived!

Some are really bad

reports of him suffering a cardiac arrest are incorrect.
he was found in the childrens ward having a stroke

What's the difference between MJ and Disney Films?
Disney films can still touch kids

Reports are coming in saying MJ died of food poisoning, he'd recently been eating 12 year old nuts

There may still be hope of bringing him back! Apparently they've sent one of the Charlies Angels in after him

All his dates are now cancelled, including Simon and Ryan aged 5 and 9

His heart problem was hereditary and came from his Protestant father. It is more commonly known as the 'Billy Gene'.

shame about Michael Jackson, but i hear he's going to be cremated so he can be black again

Apparently Michael Jackson died falling over a pram, a police spokesman said it's too early to determine cause of death but don't blame it on the buggy

Apparently when the paramedics got to Michael Jacksons house, they found Class A drugs in the kitchen, Class C drugs in the bathroom, and Class 4B in the bedroom

RIP Michael.

At least some use will come of his death. I heard they were gonna melt him down and recyle his parts into childs toys - that way they'll get to play with him for a change.

Apparently Jacko died falling over a child's pram. a police spokesperson said its too early to comment on the cause of death so DONT BLAME IT ON THE BUGGY!


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Myfeckin FTO wrote:RIP Michael.

At least some use will come of his death. I heard they were gonna melt him down and recyle his parts into childs toys - that way they'll get to play with him for a change.

I heard they were going to recycle him into plastic bags. He's still going to be white and dangerous for kids

It actually amazes me the amount of 'fans' that crop up when someone dies like this. On Bebo and Facebook all you see are these stupid fan sites, 'RIP Jacko', and crap like that. It was the same for Jade Goody, all these sites and fan clubs and they serve absolutely no purpose!! And people even going on the radio (in NZ anyway) about what he did to highlight the struggle for African Americans, WTF!!!! He tried to make himself whiter than I am!!! OK so its sad and all that and he was an icon in his day, but Mother Teresa didnt get half the hype and she actually tried to make a difference in the world without becoming a multi millionaire!! Jacko hid his kids from the world, they will never grow up properly, he was a nutcase in his later years, and all of a sudden just cause he dies hes the greatest martyr ever?? Are people really this gullible and naive??

Yes..

hang on, was that a rhetorical question?

no funeral, no cremation... just straight to madame tussards...

Its been a really tough year for his girlfriend though... First she gets lost in Portugal, now this...

On a serious note though, this will be remembered on the same scale as Elvis and John Lennon. And rightfully so if you ask me, so many of todays musicals, including rappers etc, claim micheal jackson was their biggest influence. Feel sorry for the kids though, their life with him was all they would have known.

The jockeys at royal ascot threw a memorial party for michael jackson.. Apparently he rode more 3year olds than any1 else

I think this thread has run its course.

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