street when a
masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times
in the stomach.
Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave
the bullets in
because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to
two healthy
daughters and a healthy son.
All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked
into the room in tears.
"What's wrong?" asked the mother.
"I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out,"
replied the daughter.
The mother told her it was okay and explained what
happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walked into the
room in tears.
"Mom, was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."
Again the mother told her not to worry and explained
what happened 16 years ago.
A week later her son walked into the room in tears.
"It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened. You
were taking a tinkle
and a bullet came out."
"No," said the boy, "I was having a w * nk and shot the
cat."
I KNOW YOU SMILED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brilliant 
