Because she had no arms..!
Who pushed little Johnny off the cliff..?
It wasn't Sally..!
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by gfalls » Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:10 pm
Why did little Sally fall off the swing..?
Because she had no arms..!
Who pushed little Johnny off the cliff..?
It wasn't Sally..!
Because she had no arms..!
Who pushed little Johnny off the cliff..?
It wasn't Sally..!
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by Marie » Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:29 pm
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.
10 men and 1 woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that 1 had to
leave because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person,
until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because,
as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her
husband and kids or for men in general, and was
used to always making sacrifices with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech,
all the men started clapping.......
10 men and 1 woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that 1 had to
leave because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person,
until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because,
as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her
husband and kids or for men in general, and was
used to always making sacrifices with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech,
all the men started clapping.......
When you're good, you're good....... but when you're great you're ME
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