The missus and I were enjoying a meal at the local steak house, when the waiter approaches our table asks am I the owner of a silver Mitsi parked outside? He proceeds to inform me that an old dear has rammed the wall of the carpark next to my car! On inspection my car has escaped unscathed
on the other hand her mazda's front bumper is imbeded in the rockery radiator folded up into engine bay coolant leakin all over the show. A foot to the left she would have been imbeded in the side of my mota 
Her story was she was reachin for her crutches, car was still in drive (auto) she hit hte gas instead of brake an launched it into the rockery 
have a pic on my camera phone, not great though, didn't want to be too blatant as they were still in the car waiting for recovery vehicle.
