FINALLY, THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:

[Marie]

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.


Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'


Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.


Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.


Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.


Thought for the day:

What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?
Answer: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose

[colm_mcm]

jaysus, that's filth

[Dragonheart]

Thats the type of stuff that corrupts the pure innocent minds around.

[Bernard]

Thats the type of stuff that corrupts the pure innocent minds around.

That's exactly what happened to me, I haven't been the same since

[Sebastian]

ha ha .
no1 it's class