Had my car parked everyday/night on same housing development since September last and it's never been touched. Loads of kids in the area and they usually look at it and walk by. So when I see a few kids at it the other day i'm not too worried.
Anyway, they seem to be spending a bit too much time at it so I go out and they run off. My pride and joy had 'kiss my ass' etched into it, they keyed my perfect spoiler from side to side and scratched every other fcuking part of it. My girlfriend recognised one of the 10 yr olds so that's something. The only reason I was there was because I have that stupid flu thing that's always going around.
We called the cops and they came eventually and basically told me to buy a Fiat Punto, honestly.
I'll get most of the scratches out after about 10 hours hard labour but that's not the point. I know I did some stupid things as a kid but I never did stuff like that.