Money talks.....but all mine ever says is Goodbye!!!
When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realise my friends are my energy
Man endures pain as an undeserved punishment; woman accepts it as a natural heritage.
Few cases of eyestrain have been developed by looking on the bright side of things.
The right half of the brain conrols the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.
Modesty: The gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.
It's never too late to have a happy childhood!!
Live every day as if it's your last, then someday you'll be right!
Never frown....even when you're sad you never know when someone is falling in love with your smile.
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince
Good friends are like stars...you don't always see them, but you know they are always there
