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Bernard's stunt driving

PostPosted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:24 pm
by Dragonheart
How did no one hit him? I mean with about 20 people on track you'd think one of ye would have managed it!
He told me some stranger hit him, but I think everyone knows it was Tom, he has a habit of trying to sabotage other peoples karts by crashing into them.

Re: Scumbag Millionaire

PostPosted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:41 pm
by optical illusion
Bernard wrote:
Muad_dib77 wrote: as well all know from the karting trip, he does ALL his own stunts...


That one's going to take a while to live down...


What did you do.....

Re: Scumbag Millionaire

PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:30 am
by Myfeckin FTO
optical illusion wrote:
Bernard wrote:
Muad_dib77 wrote: as well all know from the karting trip, he does ALL his own stunts...


That one's going to take a while to live down...


What did you do.....


Bernard decided that the fastest way to take the hairpin was actually sliding along the track on his ar5e - (spun and run into by oncoming kart - I also think it may have been Tom who was just waiting for his chance in any case).

However in true action hero style he got back up and dusted himself off - got back in the kart and continued on his merry way. They don't make em like they used to. :lol:

Re: Scumbag Millionaire

PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:53 am
by TopCat
I heard he just fell out... :lol:

Re: Scumbag Millionaire

PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:38 pm
by threediamonds
TopCat wrote:I heard he just fell out... :lol:

:smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005

Re: Scumbag Millionaire

PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:54 pm
by Dragonheart
TopCat wrote:I heard he just fell out... :lol:


I suppose, if you sqiunt really really hard..................theres a bit of Bernard in the true stuntman.

Image

(See how many people are over 30 now!)

Re: Scumbag Millionaire

PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:51 pm
by Johnk
Dragonheart wrote:
TopCat wrote:I heard he just fell out... :lol:


I suppose, if you sqiunt really really hard..................theres a bit of Bernard in the true stuntman.

Image

(See how many people are over 30 now!)


He fell out think that makes him a FALL GUY. :twisted: :D

Re: Scumbag Millionaire

PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:53 pm
by optical illusion
Myfeckin FTO wrote:Bernard decided that the fastest way to take the hairpin was actually sliding along the track on his ar5e - (spun and run into by oncoming kart - I also think it may have been Tom who was just waiting for his chance in any case).

However in true action hero style he got back up and dusted himself off - got back in the kart and continued on his merry way. They don't make em like they used to. :lol:


I LOL'd :mrgreen:

Re: Scumbag Millionaire

PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:33 pm
by Bernard
I might fall from a tall building,
I might roll a brand new kart...


Yup, to answer your question Laura.
I spun the kart in the wet and was ploughed straight into (my fault).
That catapulted me out of the kart and across the track on my ar$e.

Myfeckin FTO wrote:However in true action hero style he got back up and dusted himself off - got back in the kart and continued on his merry way.


And made six places back from my qualifying position :wink:

Re: Scumbag Millionaire

PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:44 pm
by Dragonheart
optical illusion wrote:I LOL'd :mrgreen:


You laughed out louded?

Re: Scumbag Millionaire

PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:46 pm
by Dragonheart
Bernard wrote:I might fall from a tall building,
I might roll a brand new kart...


But did you make Eastwood look so fine?

Re: Bernard's stunt driving

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:13 am
by Kace
Ah, Colt Seavers - we miss you !

Re: Scumbag Millionaire

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:48 pm
by optical illusion
Dragonheart wrote:
optical illusion wrote:I LOL'd :mrgreen:


You laughed out louded?


The d is for the laughed :)

Bernard wrote:Yup, to answer your question Laura.
I spun the kart in the wet and was ploughed straight into (my fault).
That catapulted me out of the kart and across the track on my ar$e.


And again :)

Re: Bernard's stunt driving

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:26 pm
by threediamonds
I dont get lol'd either. If the d is for laughed should it not be l'dol??

Re: Bernard's stunt driving

PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:35 pm
by optical illusion
I tell ye lads, if it was me I would have killed ye. Twice in one week in A&E from the same karting accident, I still have the fear big time.

Was it really wet, the track that is :)