The Irish Mitsubishi FTO Owners Club

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned

in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main

computers, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a

child's whisper.

" Hello "

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

" Yes ," whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, " No ."

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your

Mommy there?"

" Yes .."

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered,

" No

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss

asked,

"Is anybody else there?"

" Yes ," whispered the child, "a policeman ".

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss

asked,

"May I speak with the policeman?"

" No, he's busy ", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

" Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered

answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background

through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

" A helicopter " answered the whispering voice.

"What ! is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered,

" The search team just landed a helicopter ."

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked,

"What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...

"ME .."