Podge and Rodge Quotes of 2006!!
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Your're as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit
My mouth's as dry as a nun's crack
He's so camp, he crap tent pegs
I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes
I feel like a boiled crap (hungover)
(when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress
She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn
Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit
I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
No show pony but would do for a ride around the house
I left her with a face like a painters radio
She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book
A sniper wouldn't take her out
Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
She had a fanny like a badly packed kebab
If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over
the wall
Give her a boot in the hole and a bucket of mickeys would fall out of her fanny
Zip up yer mickey (Twink) - here's to 2007 !!
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