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[optical illusion]

My Dad and I have a deal that every xmas he buys me a horse calender.
I still can't put it up and it's wrecking my head

Now a couple of years back I bought a pack of self adhesive hooks. In a pound shop. They were plastic on the back and had a thin metal, moveable, looped hook on them, thin enough to get through the width of a calender hole which is the size of a paper puncher hole.

I've been looking for them for nearly a year now, and can't get them bloody anywhere. Calender keeps falling off the surface due to cellotape/blue tac not being able to keep it up.

Before I go on ebay and buy them at a stupid price, does anyone know where I can get them? (they don't necessarily have to be metal) Remember, there are loads on the market, but they dont fit through a hole that size. If I cut the holes bigger it just rips under the weight and will never hang again.

Thanks!

[Muad_dib77]

How about sticking a screw in the wall?

[Bernard]

How about sticking a screw in the wall?

Ah Muad, we use six inch nails here...

[Dragonheart]

I bought them yokes somewhere last year, god knows where though, funny feeling it was b+q or somewhere like that.

[Bernard]

I've a packet at home, I'm sure I can spare a few...

[optical illusion]

I'll be doing no screwing or nailing

I rent, you see.

Oh oh could I have one or two Bernard?

[Bernard]

You can of course, God knows a Veggie at a BBQ needs a little help.

[Dragonheart]

You could always bbq some of that white stuff, whats it called, qourf or something like that? I took a raic of that at a buffet one day, thought it was bloody chicken, man I nearly spewed!

[colm_mcm]

yum

[Dragonheart]

Ah 'quorn', I wasnt far off.

[colm_mcm]

quorf could be the Aldi version