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Bernard's stunt driving

Postby Dragonheart » Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:24 pm

How did no one hit him? I mean with about 20 people on track you'd think one of ye would have managed it!
He told me some stranger hit him, but I think everyone knows it was Tom, he has a habit of trying to sabotage other peoples karts by crashing into them.
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Re: Scumbag Millionaire

Postby optical illusion » Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:41 pm

Bernard wrote:
Muad_dib77 wrote: as well all know from the karting trip, he does ALL his own stunts...


That one's going to take a while to live down...


What did you do.....
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Re: Scumbag Millionaire

Postby Myfeckin FTO » Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:30 am

optical illusion wrote:
Bernard wrote:
Muad_dib77 wrote: as well all know from the karting trip, he does ALL his own stunts...


That one's going to take a while to live down...


What did you do.....


Bernard decided that the fastest way to take the hairpin was actually sliding along the track on his ar5e - (spun and run into by oncoming kart - I also think it may have been Tom who was just waiting for his chance in any case).

However in true action hero style he got back up and dusted himself off - got back in the kart and continued on his merry way. They don't make em like they used to. :lol:
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Re: Scumbag Millionaire

Postby TopCat » Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:53 am

I heard he just fell out... :lol:
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Re: Scumbag Millionaire

Postby threediamonds » Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:38 pm

TopCat wrote:I heard he just fell out... :lol:

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Re: Scumbag Millionaire

Postby Dragonheart » Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:54 pm

TopCat wrote:I heard he just fell out... :lol:


I suppose, if you sqiunt really really hard..................theres a bit of Bernard in the true stuntman.

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Re: Scumbag Millionaire

Postby Johnk » Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:51 pm

Dragonheart wrote:
TopCat wrote:I heard he just fell out... :lol:


I suppose, if you sqiunt really really hard..................theres a bit of Bernard in the true stuntman.

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He fell out think that makes him a FALL GUY. :twisted: :D
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Re: Scumbag Millionaire

Postby optical illusion » Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:53 pm

Myfeckin FTO wrote:Bernard decided that the fastest way to take the hairpin was actually sliding along the track on his ar5e - (spun and run into by oncoming kart - I also think it may have been Tom who was just waiting for his chance in any case).

However in true action hero style he got back up and dusted himself off - got back in the kart and continued on his merry way. They don't make em like they used to. :lol:


I LOL'd :mrgreen:
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Re: Scumbag Millionaire

Postby Bernard » Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:33 pm

I might fall from a tall building,
I might roll a brand new kart...


Yup, to answer your question Laura.
I spun the kart in the wet and was ploughed straight into (my fault).
That catapulted me out of the kart and across the track on my ar$e.

Myfeckin FTO wrote:However in true action hero style he got back up and dusted himself off - got back in the kart and continued on his merry way.


And made six places back from my qualifying position :wink:
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Re: Scumbag Millionaire

Postby Dragonheart » Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:44 pm

optical illusion wrote:I LOL'd :mrgreen:


You laughed out louded?
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Re: Scumbag Millionaire

Postby Dragonheart » Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:46 pm

Bernard wrote:I might fall from a tall building,
I might roll a brand new kart...


But did you make Eastwood look so fine?
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Re: Bernard's stunt driving

Postby Kace » Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:13 am

Ah, Colt Seavers - we miss you !
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Re: Scumbag Millionaire

Postby optical illusion » Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:48 pm

Dragonheart wrote:
optical illusion wrote:I LOL'd :mrgreen:


You laughed out louded?


The d is for the laughed :)

Bernard wrote:Yup, to answer your question Laura.
I spun the kart in the wet and was ploughed straight into (my fault).
That catapulted me out of the kart and across the track on my ar$e.


And again :)
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Re: Bernard's stunt driving

Postby threediamonds » Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:26 pm

I dont get lol'd either. If the d is for laughed should it not be l'dol??
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Re: Bernard's stunt driving

Postby optical illusion » Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:35 pm

I tell ye lads, if it was me I would have killed ye. Twice in one week in A&E from the same karting accident, I still have the fear big time.

Was it really wet, the track that is :)
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