Old Timers' s3x
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:33 pm> This is too funny to be dirty! - Enjoy!
>
>
> In the pub one evening, an elderly married man leans over and asks his
> wife,
>
> 'Do you remember the first time we had s3x together over fifty years
> ago?
>
> We went behind this actual village Tavern, where you leaned against the
> back fence and I made love to you?'
>
>
> 'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'
>
>
>
> 'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again, and we
> can do it for old time's sake?'
>
>
>
> 'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds crazy, but what a lovely idea!'
>
>
> A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation
>
> and, having a chuckle to himself, thinks, 'I've got to see these two
> old-timers having s3x against a fence!
>
> I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble.'
>
> So he follows them.
>
>
> The elderly couple walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for
> support, aided by their walking sticks.
>
> Finally, they get to the back of the Tavern and make their way to the
> fence..
>
> The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
>
> As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in...
>
>
> Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious s3x that the policeman
> has ever seen!
>
> This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises
>
> and moaning and screaming.....!
>
> Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
>
>
> The policeman is amazed.
>
> He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he
> didn't know.
>
>
> After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering,
>
> the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
>
> The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself,
>
> 'This is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.'
>
> So, as the couple pass by, he says to them,
>
> 'Excuse me, but that was something else!
>
> You must've had a fantastic s3x life together?
>
> Is there some sort of secret to this?'
>
>
>
>
> Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
> 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence...!!'
>
>
> In the pub one evening, an elderly married man leans over and asks his
> wife,
>
> 'Do you remember the first time we had s3x together over fifty years
> ago?
>
> We went behind this actual village Tavern, where you leaned against the
> back fence and I made love to you?'
>
>
> 'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'
>
>
>
> 'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again, and we
> can do it for old time's sake?'
>
>
>
> 'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds crazy, but what a lovely idea!'
>
>
> A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation
>
> and, having a chuckle to himself, thinks, 'I've got to see these two
> old-timers having s3x against a fence!
>
> I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble.'
>
> So he follows them.
>
>
> The elderly couple walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for
> support, aided by their walking sticks.
>
> Finally, they get to the back of the Tavern and make their way to the
> fence..
>
> The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
>
> As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in...
>
>
> Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious s3x that the policeman
> has ever seen!
>
> This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises
>
> and moaning and screaming.....!
>
> Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
>
>
> The policeman is amazed.
>
> He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he
> didn't know.
>
>
> After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering,
>
> the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
>
> The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself,
>
> 'This is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.'
>
> So, as the couple pass by, he says to them,
>
> 'Excuse me, but that was something else!
>
> You must've had a fantastic s3x life together?
>
> Is there some sort of secret to this?'
>
>
>
>
> Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
> 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence...!!'
