Did you spill my beer?

[baldtyres]

I saw this pallet fall off of the back of the truck as I was passing. There was beer spraying everywhere. The guy operating the lift just stood there with his head in his hands and his mouth open! Hilarious!
I took this photo 5 minutes later when most of it was cleared up.


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[baldtyres]

The photo doesn't show quite how steep the hill is so when the lift is horizontal on the lorry, the lorry is parallel to the hill and thats when that gravity stuff kicks in!
Incidentally the off-licence it was delivering to has its phone number one digit away from my home phone so I often get pi55ed up twats ringing me late at the weekend. I had to stop taking orders as people were ringing an hour later screaming for their booze.

[Muad_dib77]

All you do is take their orders and prented everything is ok..

[baldtyres]

All you do is take their orders and prented everything is ok..

I forgot to say that this offie has a delivery service!
So when there were a few of us on speaker phone pi55ed up at this end, I took a couple of orders. But drunk people do not give up when they want their hooch delivered and ring back a while later screaming for their drink.
One night I kept saying we were out of everything they asked for and they kept changing their order until they had an order that in no way resembled their original. Alcos will drink anything. I knew the drunken cow on the other end of the phone but I will never tell her why the alcohol never arrived as she once put an empty beer keg through the windscreen of her ex's car.

This is not so much fun if you're staying in for a nice quite sober night

Christ, I do go on!

[The Bull]

Why did i suddenly picture a mop being rung out over a pint glass when i saw the pic I may have a problem

[baldtyres]

Why did i suddenly picture a mop being rung out over a pint glass when i saw the pic I may have a problem

You're not alone bull, took all of my will-power to restrain myself