No I haven't bought taxi plates, I've gone one better and installed a beady car seat cover.
My aircon doesn't work and I'm tired of driving around in the heat and having to peel myself from the seat when I try to get out so I dug the beady cover out of the attic. It's hideous but at least the tinted windows spare my blushes and it's really comfortable.
Anyone know where I could buy a pair of furry dice?