The Flight Attendant

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A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because she`s got a uniform on, she`s probably an off-duty flight attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly. He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto `We love to fly and it shows`.

The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto `Winning the hearts of the world`. Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face. Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto `Going beyond expectations`.

The woman looks at him sternly and says `What the f*** do you want?` `Ah!` he says, sitting back with a smile on his face. `Ryanair