Having one of those fridays today... here's a couple of jokes/links I came across:
Real live vs the internet, needs sound but you might not want your speakers TOO loud...
http://gprime.net/video.php/reallifevsinternet
Seamus was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children
what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out,
Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, etc, but Seamus was being
uncharacteristically
quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father is a dancer in a gay club and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good,
he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep
with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took
little Seamus aside to ask him if that was really true. "No" said
Seamus, "He plays football for Ireland but I was just too embarrassed
to say..."